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Hot Mess
$24.99
Some mornings are smooth.
Most aren’t.
Hot Mess is our medium roast for the days when nothing’s quite clicking, you’re already behind, and you still need something solid to hold onto. It’s balanced, comforting, and strong enough to keep you moving without pushing you over the edge.
This isn’t coffee that demands focus, discipline, or optimization.
It’s coffee that shows up, does its job, and lets you deal with the rest.
What to expect
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Medium roast with a steady, familiar body
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Smooth, approachable flavor (no bitterness games)
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Easy to drink, easy to trust
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Made for real mornings, not perfect routines
Drink it black. Add cream. Reheat it once or twice.
Hot Mess doesn’t judge.